Thursday, May 01, 2008

framing Horizon

Horizon Church of Towson is:

Like an intimate music venue; there's no cover-charge at the door.

Like a freshman intro class; there are no pre-requisites before joining.

Like Facebook; we tend to make new friendships through current ones.

Like the mogwai Gizmo from the movie Gremlins; we multiply.

Like a Whole Foods Market; we tend to be organic.

Like a concrete foundation; integrity is essential.

Like Enterprise Rent-A-Car; we will meet you where you are.

Like Kudzu; we grow together.

Like the kids who get on the plane first; many of us feel like "unaccompanied minors."

Like The Daily Show with Jon Stewart; we are relevant to culture, often funny and sometimes irreverent.

Like a mule; we prefer to work in teams and often get accused of being an "ass."

Like a self-checkout machine at the grocery store; we what to empower you to do it yourself.

Like a cell phone; we are small, mobile and easy to talk to.

Like a car navigation system; we will help you head in the right direction.

Like a pre-teen first date; we meet up at the movie theater.

Like a tour guide going up Mt. Everest; we like small groups.

Like Olympic figure skating; most of us are singles but there are some pairs.

Like a poor goat herder; we love kids but we just don't have many.


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